Now, I'm Back,

I once was lost, and now am found, to this, I thank,,,,, me. Yes, to me and a few select people. I now have this thing called "access" and will more than likely be using this much more often. To my family, it's useful, and to others, amusing, I guess. More to come soon.

Jimmy Crack Corn,,,

okay, so i haven't talked to many people lately. big whoop. really. there is no sarcasm in my typing right now. in all honesty, sorry. the woman and i have been having land lord troubles. major friends troubles. and the occasion job and what to do next troubles. I don't know about the latter, but we're working on the first two. we just had our bathroom redone to get rid of the mold. it's been 8 friggin' months and now he says, "well that mold isn't good". smack on the face! also, a friend of hers, "other of mine", has left her boyfriend, who holds ownership of her apartment. so where's her in between place? yeah, here. fun. funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun. so she's in the midst of this new apartment but it's taking longer than expected, and she needs rides to work, home from work, etc. and i'm wondering if i can scrounge up enough money to drug her, bag her, crate her, and send her to abudohbie. anyway. the woman and i are yes, highly considering the house atop the hill. better yet. all we need to do is talk to mom. problem is. we work weekends, mom don't. we off weekdays, mom don't. mom called and i tried to call mom back, mom don't answer. anyways, waiting for some call backs, work crazy hours cause noone can live on our wages with only 40 hours a weeks, and quite frankly, traveling armed robbery looks more promising. so call me peoples! yes, i know i haven't called, but dammit janet, the phone works both ways. and i'm sorry.

I know it don't matter,

Hey eveybody. Yes, i used evey. I'm pwotesting against "r"'s. It's a pesonal thing. Scew them all. I hope that they all just go away sometimes. I'd be unique. Eveyone would. Thewe could be seval cool names out they. Umpelstilsken. Ichard Nixon. Jonathon Taylo Thomas. Neva mind. That one will neva be cool, no matta how much ya change it. I know noone it eading this, so it's gonna be shote. I paid off the Libaby fine and now i'm back again, bitch. hee hee. I'm talking to my female hound dog. its name is Bethaline Ileene Tamatha Chica Hiyachi. B.I.T.C.H. So take that censas. any way, hey sis, i got yo moovo, aiplane. yo got stewie. and i need to see yo pad yo. and me and tina got some news fo eveybody, maybe. we'll let ya know. check out this web site of my bother. click the title.

HEY HEY I'M BACK,,,,,,,,,,,, BITCH!,

hey, i'm at someone's house and i don't like their shift button and i'm too damn lazy to hit caps lock every new sentence. fuck it. i'm an american, i can do what the hell i want except for everything i'm not allowed to do because it says so in the law and bill of rights and anything else that they have for us to not read because it's too damn long to read so we all either do something and go to jail or lead boring nothing lives or be like me and just say 'hey, you know what/ i don't know what the hell i can and can't do but i know i don't have to use this damn shift button so that people think that instead of a question mark i'm separating and\or sentences. huh/ well/ yeah what/'
yelp, still have it. i'm back to writting here. the answers to the comments. ikea sucks. they're laying off everybody and firing everyone who'd was there for less than 90 days. i know. i exceeds their points system limit. however. at 4 points, you get fired. i had 6 or 7. i had 6 or 7 for about a month and they didn't fire me. i said something wrong to a self proclaimed 'pallet princess' who was more of a 'fork lift whore'. anyway, i'm gone. besides, it was GENCO not IKEA. ikea is taking over because genco is doing a poor job. really. you can look at their production sheets.
oh, and i don't need help pleasing my lady. except for one area. is anyone selling jewlery/ it's christmas time and she keeps going to the accesories section of any mall or retail store.
so, happy holidays and remember, shift keys are very overrated. fuck em', fuck em' all. i appreciate your comments and if there's any questions just ask. i'm bored. so BoReD ThAt I aCtUaLlY had this on caps lock the hold time and have been pressing the shift button in order to lowercase the lettering. i eventually jammed and knife in the keyboard and broke it and cut myself oweing the owner 15 bucks for repairs and the hospital 75 for repairs to my own hand, yeah, paying them for cutting my self, i should at least get paid for tools and labor for the hospital because if it wasn't for pretarded individuals like myself they would have a job. good night.

The last time I saw my brother,

sorry about the bloglessness lately. i've been moving, getting mouff surgery, and no calling or contacting family due to a damn sim card on a cell phone defaulting. so i've been 10 minutes away from everyone and yet 2000 miles from anyone. i just clean the apartment and wait for my orientation for IKEA. the best damn swedish mainstream store in america. so good, it's the only one.

also, a thought. now with the hurricane destruction under construction, do you think Bush will blow the budget on thinking that osama bin laden sent the hurricane to america to try to ruin our oil manufacturing? "now quick, all believers swim in a circle just under the coast. it'll work, i promise!" so any family needing to contact me, use tina's cell. thanks.

Alrighty then,

On the random question part of my profile, I just figured out you're suppose to answer one, not make up one. My made up question was "If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around, and it falls on a mime, does he make a sound?" Also, would anybody care? So I finally answer a random question, "If your love potion tasted horrible, how would you drink it?" I simply replied but evidently, it was too long. I simply said, "First, you get a high water colonic. After you're done with that, exercise for two months and eat a healthy diet, NOT ATKINS, just healthy. Then, after you've gotten into ship-shape, tone your body with tanning and colorizing. After all is done, look in a mirror and realize that if you needed to follow these steps, no love potion in the world can help you get laid."

Then I wrote, "First, you get a high water colonic. After you're done with that, exercise for two months and eat a healthy diet, NOT ATKINS, just healthy. Then, after you've gotten into ship-shape, tone your body with tanning and colorizing. After all is done, look in a mirror and realize that if you needed to follow these steps, no love potion in the world can help you get laid."

Simply.

So as it seems on my quest to camnortheastlot, I discovered one problem, we packed up all but a few clothes, and last night, we had no towels. So, obviously, we've still got a week, and need to concentrate on other packing. Like the mound of nick nacks, hoowhat nots, and doo dads sitting on the desk. Yes, the infamous, "Just put it on the desk...." desk. Everyone's got one, and the lerk out to those who do not. Beware the lurking desk, they'll clutter up without you knowing, at anytime, and anyplace......... in your home......... where there's a desk of course.

Do you think that transformers ever slept in beds?

I've noticed that there are more people reading this. But asking, "What's with the name, Hope Springs in Turtles?" Well, no one has asked yet, so why do I care.

Nevermind, I do, please, let me care.

The description, being my first post, is stating that Matlock once said in court hope springs in turtles. Not many people here get that joke. What was said is also a common euthinism, the phrase is "Hope Springs Eternal". But the whole joke is that the turtles phrase makes sense, that fact that it still connected and just sounds wierd, not incomprehendable. So there. What do you have to say to that? Hmmm?

Good point.

Watch the clip and shut up, you wise cracker......... or whatever racial slur you are.

An apology is in need,

PHEONIX--------You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal. "And The Phoenix's cycle had reached zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He emerged from his own ashes, to be forever immortal." Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl (Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum (Egyptian). The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life, the number 0, and the element of fire. His sign is the eclipsed sun. As a member of Form 0, you are a determined individual. You tend to keep your sense of optomism, even through tough times and have a positive outlook on most situations. You have a way of looking at going through life as a journey that you can constantly learn from. Phoenixes are the best friends to have because they cheer people up easily.

Just needing to say something. Sorry to anyone who was expecting me in Cecil this weekend. I'm still at work now. Doing 14 hours today, and another 10 tomorrow. I'm sorry to any one wanting to see me at the birthday party. Again, wonderful work. But if you weren't there, then shame on you. Bad! Bad mystery person! Let's call them Bardellby. Bad Bardellby. Shame. For Shame.