Moronic Oxyies,

I was thinking about those Sesame Street shows where they teach about palindromes and homophones. And I was thinking, why not teach about oxymorons. It seems that they don't do enough street education. If you're in a fight with someone, you'd want to use these terms to ridicule them, or talk crap afterwards. Like calling them a "jumbo shrimp", or a
"listening man". Then I stumble across a failed idea for Sesame Street, but it works perfectly for anyone who wishes to try to learn at a later age. Enjoy. And please, pass this along, because there's more where this came from.

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